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The Chanukah Song

Wikipedia's first sentence called it “actually a series of songs written and performed by adam sandler”. Today it says “novelty song written by comedian adam sandler with saturday night live co-star norm macdonald and writers lewis”.
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The Chanukah Song is actually a series of songs written and performed by Adam Sandler .1 The theme of the songs is that Jewish children feel isolated during the Christmas season, so Sandler lists popular Jewish celebrities. Simpson (" not a Jew!"), the Three Stooges , Abigail Van Buren (" Dear Abby "), and Henry Winkler (" Arthur Fonzarelli ") ( Pauly Shore ) (and the Weasel Pauly Shor-ah) Persons referenced in the The Chanukah Song, Part II : Jennifer Beals , the Beastie Boys , Yasmine Bleeth , Bob Dylan , Happy Gilmore , Dustin Hoffman , Harvey Keitel , Calvin Klein , Lenny Kravitz , Ralph Lauren , Robert Levine (" Mary Tyler Moore 's husband" "Cause we're pretty good in the sack"), Courtney Love , Don Messick ("the guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo "), Winona Ryder , O. Simpson ("Still not a jew"), Veruca Salt , Bruce Springsteen ("isn't Jewish, but my mother thinks he is"), and Tiger Woods . Persons referenced in The Chanukah Song, Part III : Paula Abdul , Tom Arnold , Beck , Osama bin Laden ("Not a big fan of the Jews"), Jack Black , David Blaine , Marlon Brando , Perry Farrell , Melissa Gilbert , Harry Houdini , Sarah Hughes , Lisa Kudrow (" Phoebe "), David Lander (" Lenny's pal Squiggy "), Michael Landon , Jerry Lewis , Debra Messing , Willie Nelson , Sean Penn , Natalie Portman , Joey Ramone , Lou Reed , Rob Schneider (" Deuce Bigalow "), David Schwimmer (" Ross "), and Ben Stiller Note that not all of the persons mentioned in these songs are actually Jewish and some of the persons mentioned are fictional.2

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Wikipedia's first sentence called it “actually a series of songs written and performed by adam sandler”. Today it says “novelty song written by comedian adam sandler with saturday night live co-star norm macdonald and writers lewis”. Read the current article and compare.
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actually a series of songs written and performed by adam sandler

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novelty song written by comedian adam sandler with saturday night live co-star norm macdonald and writers lewis

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